Scrubs is one of the most characterized written comedy show I have ever seen in my LIFE. Each character has such a profound personality and sense of humor that you can pick out in each and every episode of the show without any necessary previous knowledge of the story line. The directing is primarily your every day television show takes, with the occasional complex camera angle that really strikes the eye. I guarantee you can’t watch two episodes of the show without at least 2 giggles and possibly even a knee-slapping laugh.
Scrubs takes a horribly grim environment (being a hospital) and shows it for its positives. Circling around the doctors and their interactions with each other and their patients, Scrubs has proven to be one of the most successful comedy shows ever aired on television. It may take some viewers some time to connect with the characters and I’ve known quite a few people who took a while to warm up to the humor, but its definitely worth the time to view.
Scrubs in the end was a tad bit bouncy. Not to spoil anything in specific, a primary character is killed in season 7 only to come back for season 8 without any acknowledgement of the death. The show had 3 different finales and was bounced from network to network. This flip-flop had me losing interest towards the end of the series but I still, in the long-run, stuck with it.
My favorite thing about this show is its deep and meaningful scene at the end of each episode. Some have left tears, while others have caused such hard laughs one might as well just go to an actual hospital. The shows ability to convey such strong emotions…. is just fucking awesome.
Beneath you will find a list of deaths (that did not happen in a vision) in the final destination series. SPOILER ALERT!
Boy in bathroom, slips on some water and falls in bathtub as a conveniently placed clothes line wraps around his neck. He keeps slipping and bobbing up and down so the clothes line wraps around more (and tighter). Chokes to death, duh.
Girl like “HELL NAW I AINT GONNA DIE!” Walks into road and gets hit by bus. Too cockyyyyy.
Water leak causes computer explode. Shard go in sexy teachers throat. She run to sink. Then there’s a fire. She falls and reaches for a towel. Pulls towel (which is on a knife block). Knives fall on her. Chair falls and plunges knives in deeper.
Shard on train track go flying and cut off the guy from American Pie’s head.
Neon sign falls and swings and hits a dude, but you don’t really see it happen cuz the movie ends.
Car T-Boned by big fast dumb truck and go boom. 3 people in it go with it.
This guy. Oh god. He dropped his new ring in the garbage disposal. A magnet fell in his chinese with he then microwaved. Then he had a stove fire. His hand got stuck in garbage disposal. Apartment catches on fire. His hand get free. He run break window and go down fire escape. Fall off ladder that wont slide down. Slip on spaghetti that he threw out window earlier. Land on broken glass under stuck ladder. Ladder falls into eyeballlllll. (Star death, love it)
Teenage boy scares birds. Birds scare construction worker. Worker accidentally hits control pad weirdly. Big glass fall on bird-hating teenage boy. Mom cries.
Crying mom cries in elevator. Man with hooks accidentally hooks her hair. She cries more and trips and tries to run. Door closes on her neck and elevator moves up until shes beheaded.
Buncho people in car crash. Pipe behind womans head and she’s stuck in seat. Fireman with chainsaw trying to free her hits airbag release and she get shoved back into pipe. Ow.
Power line falls and sling shots a barbed wire fence towards a cocaine addict. He gets cut into three pieces and falls apart like a juicy steak.
Black man (also in crash) in hospital blows up with his oxygen tank that was leaking and the fire kills last survivor from first movie.
Random kid that got saved earlier blowed up by BBQ Grill exploding. His arm lands on his mom’s dinner plate.
Two naked girls get locked in their tanning beds, increasing in heat due to a spilled slushie, and fry to death.
Truck sandwiched between free running 12 wheeler and car. Engine flies out of middle truck and impales the man driving the front car’s head.
Black guy lifts weights on machine. They crash down on both sides of his head and implode him.
Modern scene emo hipster girl falls backwards as a bunch of stuff in a Home Depot store falls around her. She hits her head on the end of a rogue nail gun and it goes BANG BANG BANG into her head a lot.
Flagpole pierces some random Asian girl that nobody knew was supposed to die until she dead.
A tall thingy for fixing power lines falls on the cocky modern scene emo hipster dead girl’s boyfriend. Retard.
In big train crash a young girl gets hit by a crazy-ass flying subway train wheel.**
That younger girl’s older sister’s ex boyfriend flies out window and gets smushed between train and walls of subway.**
That guy’s girlfriend / girl’s older sister flies out of crashing train, survives. Then gets run over by another oncoming train.**
Angry bitchy girl gets hit by flying wheel from inside race car track.
Angry hick gets caught on ankle by hook of a runaway gas-leaking tow truck. Chain being dragged starts a fire that catches and hick then burns. He eventually blows up also.
Angry woman gets shot with rock being flung out of an average every-day normal lawn mower.
Angry guy walking away gets hit with flying oxygen tank that launches him into a metal fence which slices him into cute little pieces.
Angry guy dives into pool that is supposed to be draining because some kid make him angry like RAWR. He gets sucked down the the bottom and his insides are slowly dragged out then shot into the air through the water pump.
Sad and scared man in hospital gets crushed by an old lady’s leaking tub falling from the floor above him.
Black guy gets hit by a horrible ambulance driver.
One guy and two girls get hittededed by an 18 wheeler that swerved to avoid a falling construction site.
OK THIS ONE IS WEIRD. Acrobat girl doing stuff on balance beam. Screw falls from fan above pointing straight up. She dances around it and dismounts safely. She goes to double bars and spins really fast. Another girl goes onto beam and steps on screw, falls off, hits powder for hands which catches in the wind of a fan, blows into the face of the girl on the double bars. She flips off in all bad directions, lands on her head breaking lots of bones and they stick out and she die. (STAR DEATHHHHH)
Falls off table with acupuncture needles in him. Spills cleaning oil. Vibrating phone knocks candle into oil. FIRE. The guy jumps out of the way and slammajams into the wall. He thinks he safe and such, but then a big Buddha thing falls and crushed his head.
Laser malfunctions because of water spill and burns this girls face a lot. Then she gets free, freaks out, and slips on a button and falls out the window of a tall building.
Large hook drops and makes floor fall out beneath a factory worker. He just barely misses landing on spikes beneath him! Because his head got caught by the hook.
Big wrench gets picked up by a fast spinning wheel and flies into an angry man’s face. Ewwwww.
Detective gets shot by a crazy dude.
That crazy dude gets stabbed through the back with a meat spit by an also quite crazy but more sane guy.
Guy and girlfriend get on plane that blows up (turns out to be the same exact plane as the one that crashed in the first movie!! Plot twist!!)
Black guy talking in bar gets crushed by a part of the plane’s landing gear. BAHAHAHAHAHA
Just so you know, every time a black guy died, they were talking. And every time a woman died, she looked provocative or sexy in some way. TEEHEEHEEHEE
**Death not shown on screen, but presumed to have happened
“Is this everyone?”
“Yes! Everybody came except for the guy who had the sniffles…”
-sneeze in the background-
“…Oh, no he’s here”
Fresh comedy right there. Happy Feet 2 follows a very “Ice-Age-2-esque” story line. The basic gist of the story life is that the ice is melting and beginning to have a damaging effect on the lives of penguins. This sequel dives well into the realm of the colder environment, displaying a large array of species and characters to fall in love with. The dominant feeling radiating out of theaters in which this movie is playing can best be described as this: o.o …. 0.0 …….. O.O “SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE”
The return of Mumble gives a comfortable feeling to those who have seen the first movie, and the dancing / singing / attempts at flying draw in an entirely new crowd of people to the Happy Feet franchise. Along with the alluring characters, Happy Feet once again has a modernly relevant story line that helps to bring an environmental issue to the minds of the youthful generation (the first being over-fishing and the latter being global warming).
Much like the Ice Age series, Happy Feet 2 had a partially relevant side-plot involving characters that the audience strongly connects to. In this movie, the side-characters were two krill named Bill and Will (played by Matt Damon and Brad Pitt), one of whom wanted to see what life was like outside of the swarm. They have a very in-depth adventure (comparable to that of Dori’s in “Finding Nemo”) where they travel all over the land and sea environment of the polar world.
Over-all this movie is cute, smile-bringing, and a guaranteed classic for the kids. Parents will enjoy watching the movie and quietly going “AWWWWWWWWWW” every time the youngest penguin (Eric) speaks. The movie may not be the best classic animated movie of all time, but it is well worth the watch, especially for the kids. It MAY not be very well worth the trip to the theater, but definitely worth the buy on DVD when it comes out.
S S S S A A A A F F F F E E E E T T T T Y Y Y Y Safety dance! Take it EZ
“I’d wish they’d only given me the gummy bears”
“She’s got a great ass. Bam.”
Lady Gaga’s music video directing debut is taking off like a fucking rocket ship destined for a meteor crashing into the moon. The camera motions in the video are not only professional, but occasionally flawless. The sights and sounds are strikingly beautiful. Both deep and obvious metaphors can be found in every frame of this 13 minute video (if not mini movie). As always, Gaga does not fail to show some crazy fashion that all of us love to see and pretend that we’d love to wear.
The video details the story of a self-damaging girl who has always been stuck in the background and now wants nothing more than to “make it” as an artist in the pop industry. Scenes of Gaga going insane, shattering mirrors, crying her eyes out, and seemingly torturing herself show her raw emotion and dedication to her musical career. After her lowest point she works her way out of her ditch…
“You may say I lost everything…. but I still had…. my bedazzler.”
and into a successful music career, however she still withholds some of her old destructive habits.
(I gotta throw this in there her hair styles in this video are SO AMAZING)
A scene displaying cars on fire with Gaga upside down in a picture perfect Grand Am undoubtedly catches the eye. The sexy pop star is covered in dirt and grease, dancing intensely as fire explodes around her. These images constantly pop up throughout the video, really giving the video a sinister feeling. In brighter scenes, she is in a dance studio with a group of dancers. She doesn’t stand out as the “leader of the pack” while dancing, however she does show her compassion when a fellow dancer topples sadly by immediately helping her up with a smile. The dancing in the video is extremely in depth and all over the place (in a good way).
Near the close of the video, in what seems to be a montage, she is carrying music supplies in a large array of different scenes (each of which of course with a crazy-ass outfit). She’s falling down the stairs, smoking, trying to fit in a small door with a big hat, etc.
The video closes with her going to a meeting at Interscope Records (her first Record to sign her). SUCH A GOOD VIDEO, if you haven’t seen it yet, its worth the quarter-hour to sit down and learn the story of this beautiful artist.
For those of you who don’t really care all that much for her, she’s naked 50% of the video. And we all gotta admit, she’s fucking hot. So watch it, all of you. Then give me your feedback! Am I crazy for lovin it like this?
BTW this video is not on any torrenting sites yet so you gotta grin and bear it with Vevo. Sorry everyone!
Misfits is a show originated in the United Kingdom detailing the lives of a group of parolees who have stumbled upon new super powers after a lightning storm in their town. Each of the characters has a very unique personality and background which is perfectly detailed throughout the series. Any person watching will find at least one person to connect with in Misfits and they will follow them through the series; freaking out every time their life is at risk, cheering every time they become safe, and pissing themselves every time they tell a joke.
As the series unveils you will notice that VERY many other people in England walked away from the storm with powers. And as every super hero story goes: some people don’t have the best intentions. With heroes come villains, and by villains, I MEAN KICKASS VILLAINS. The variety of powers in this show provides some of the most different powers I have ever seen in my life, for example a person who’s touch turns any person into a mindless horndog. Point in case, this show is just brilliant.
Now here are some things that this show involves throughout the first two seasons: sex, drugs, blood, murder, death, burials, drama, resurrections, swearing, accidental beastiality, nazis, accidental elderly intercourse, accidental gay sex, rape, tattoo attacks, milk attacks, and tits. There are many things in this show that are RISQUE, but its well worth the drool and excitement that you’ll notice yourself emitting at the end of ever single episode. WATCH THIS TV SHOW, there are only 6 or 7 episodes in seasons 1 and 2, and barely any episodes in the now airing season 3. Its a quick job (catching up) so I’d highly advise that you do it. Once you start its damn hard to stop watching. Now trust me; I don’t normally like watching super hero shows or movies, but this one just caught me and I can’t stop. ITS SO GOOD!!!
Michael Buble is back with his second Christmas album. Thank.Good.Ness. This man’s voice is a godsend. He could make “Stacy’s Mom” sound like “Over the Rainbow” by my plump Hawaiin Israel Kamikowiwo’ole.
The Christmas album by Buble features many classical carols from a multitude of ethnic backgrounds. Each song has a new twist to it that has never quite been heard before. He adds jazz and beat to every Christmas song that flows from his lips.
Much like any Christmas CD, there isn’t much of an album-wide flow between the songs, however the fact that each song is identically themed makes up for that very well. It ends on a somber and relaxed note, undoubtedly leaving any listener with a quaint, calm smile on their face.
Even though Michael Buble IS Canadian and I understand that can be a problem to any sensible satirist; this CD is well worth giving a listen. Some of the songs will stick with you and you may just find yourself walking down the street, bobbing your head to one of Buble’s holiday hits.
I can’t help it, I fucking love.this.show. I (being the way-too-much-free-time college student I am) have decided to take up some True Blood into my veins. Granted I am only 3 episodes in to the first season; I AM OBSESSED. The actors and actresses are strikingly beautiful and also extremely talented. ITS UNBEARABLE oh my god haha. I find myself sitting here, mildly horny, BEGGING the two main characters to just have sex. The tension building in this show is off the charts. Cudos, cudos. The balance of extreme violence and disgusting gore mixed with intense drama and hot sex is pristine. Character relationships latch on to the viewer by half way through the first episode and by episode 2, the viewer is freakin’ the fuck out because someone that they have already come close to is being tortured or beat up or having…… hot sex.
True Blood gets a little bit of every fetish that a viewer of a vampire show might have, including rough, foot, spontaneous, gay, straight, normal, and whatever else a True Blood viewer would be into. Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if the producers were taking requests, you should send em’ a letter.
It takes an extremely creative twist on the whole vampire mythology. This show even gets down to the nitty gritty of how the vampire lives without a heartbeat, how the brain functions, and what would happen if a human were to drink vampire blood.
Now of course I must mention: the soundtrack. Some of the music has you on edge biting your fingernails and draining your own blood, while other songs have you laughing so hard you can’t help but notice that yah peed a bit. Its got a great variety of music that helps convey the emotions of the cast to the viewer along with building up an emotion in the viewer themself. Overall its good, just listen to it!
Now; supposedly the show continues to get more in depth to the physiology of the vampire species, but that is information that I can not quite yet confirm or deny. However I can guarantee you that I am very excited to find out how it happens. I’m lovin this show with all my life right now and I’m happy to continue watching it until my brain falls out and I myself can become a vampire.
The best men for any job (that's illegal of course)
Ocean’s 11, 12, and 13 are a series about a group of thieves / criminals / con men that seemingly seek justice by committing extremely elaborate heists against high-rolling power-crazy people. In each of the movies, the heist that is undergone is due to a relationship including one of the members of Ocean’s gang and another person who will either benefit or be destroyed by the heist.
The robberies portrayed in each of the three movies, whether successful or not, are extremely well thought out and come of as a perfectly plausible way to commit a crime. The style in which the story is told is brilliant. Some parts of the plan are left out until the end when a flashback reveals this major piece of the plot leaving the viewers shocked at what they had missed along with amazed at the outcome of the overall heist.
The Ocean’s series has one of the strongest casts of any movie of its sort. The main character tag team of Brad Pitt and George Clooney presents a flawless performance with some of the best chemistry I have ever seen on the screen. The two, though they don’t directly interact much in the actual movies, work off of each other in an impressive fluid manner which can not be seen in any other movie. Every single person in the gang has a very distinct personality that the viewer will find refreshing to see re-appear and grow over the length of the trilogy.
Though each movie in the series is very different from the others, a steady directing style is extremely apparent. Bright colors along with a multitude of montages and uplifting “casino music” are all thrown together to create a jazz-esque and mysterious feel to it. The moving camera angles show the mastery of catching the characters in every different environment within the films. If the extraordinary (and unique) directing style isn’t solely enough for you, hopefully the prevalent humor and occasional knee-slapping jokes will be enough to draw you into watching these movies. Each movie’s shocking reveal at the climax has been enough to leave me jaw-dropped, just begging to discover more amazingly elaborate crime heists. I have walked away from each of these films with thoughts racing through my head as to the plausibility of all of it. In the long-run isn’t that what we want from a movie? For it to have a lasting impression on our brains and to leave us thinking about it, wanting to talk about it with our friends. Hell, why not blog about it?
Overall, I’d say that these movies are DEFINITELY worth checking out if you haven’t already. And if you have; nothing wrong with a re-run =]
For those of you who like looking at downloading sites, TOTALLY NOT DOWNLOADING:
Bias: I love Lady Gaga. Granted I love all pop culture, but this is something different. I LOVE this bitch. Now on to the good stuff =]
Lady Gaga with students at her old elementary school doing arts and crafts
Lady Gaga made her directing debut with her Thanksgiving special on ABC at 9:30PM on Thanksgiving day. Her special included 9 of her songs (some singles heard on the radio while others songs that have never been heard before) along with some cooking recipes, interviews, and emotional speeches. Some moments in the special seemed dry and mildly staged (such as Gaga’s battle for lines with the Chef teaching recipes), however it had many high points that helped convey to audiences her raw dedication to her causes, primarily bullying in school. Whilst singing her song “Hair” she faded off into deep conversations about the issue of childhood seclusion and bullying as well as inspirational speeches about being happy with oneself regardless of appearance.
At one point in the special Gaga was doing arts and crafts projects with a group of elementary school children. All of the young girls were dressed in warm clothes and showed strong appreciation towards Lady Gaga for everything she was doing for them. As stated earlier, in a failed attempt of an emotional image, Lady Gaga had all of the children make wishes then blow glitter into the air. Though the thought of it seems a moving concept, there was no powerful emotion conveyed in the scene. Eventually they all began to sing “Born This Way” together in unison; of course creating the cliche smile on all viewers face. There ain’t nothing a small choir of children’s voices can’t fix.
For the die-hards out there, also called Little Monsters, she ended the special with some humor along with a performance of her rendition of White Christmas and a preview of her upcoming music video for Marry the Night. Gaga has been gradually building up tension to her newest 10+ minute music video by releasing bits of it minute by minute. It would seem to be a good move for publicity, however I predict that “Marry the Night” is going to follow the pattern along with the rest of her post – Born This Way songs: the song becomes no higher than #6 on any list and the video gets no more than 40 million views on her You Tube channel.
Overall I’d say that this special is worth watching as long as you can dodge the copious amounts of commercials. The emotional and smile-bringing moments far outweighed the dull times and left me in deep thought with a large grin on my face. THEREFORE, I have posted a link at the end of this blog to a torrenting site where the special COULD be downloaded if one desired it.
If you have any confusion with the link below, please read my first ever post on the blog for some instructions as to how to use this link. This is all theoretical of course 😛 because torrenting is illegal and I would never do it.
American Horror Story is a new (October 2011) television show meant for mature audiences on the FX channel. Continuing FX’s reputation of provocative television shows (Nip/Tuck, Justified, etc), American Horror Story takes a new approach to the horror genre. Not many writers or producers are ballsy enough to dabble in the “horror-on-television” industry due to its practical failure streak, as can be seen by the lovely line-up on the Chiller channel. However, Ryan Murphy has been known to take an unexpected genre for television audiences and turn it into a huge hit (take for example, Glee).
American Horror Story had a continuous plot-line that stretches over an entire season, and possibly series. At the 8 episode point (still in the first season) the story-line has become very elaborate and specific with its characters and interactions. Viewers have made it seem like the show would be impossible to follow, however I accidentally began watching the show (due to a terrible joke by my DVR) at the fourth episode in. I had been slightly confused by the holes in the story line from starting late in the season, however they were all patched up by the end of the episode, leaving still some mysteries that would guarantee my viewing of the next show! If you have not yet watched any bit of the show, I don’t think its too late to tune in! So I’d definitely start giving up on your Wednesday local news and turning to FX at 10PM!!
Every episode of AHS is guaranteed to supply a decent amount of distorted faces on its viewers (due to human deformities, deaths, and even school shootings), but it also gives quite a few jaw-dropping twists along with some jumps and scares. It pushes the limits for what seems acceptable for television to air, causing lots of debacle about its content. I believe that this shows edginess is a dominating factor in the shows draw. You never know what to expect in the episode as you sit during a commercial break biting your fingernails down to the grit. Any second this show can take a turn as it commonly does, and every turn taken is an unexpected shocker that just draws you more into the plot.
Also, sex. There is lots of “love-making” of all types in the show (gay, straight, bondage, etc.) that please all types of 25 second fetishes. The show has not yet taken any sex scene too far or too in depth, but it does help to build the characters and how the viewers see the characters. Though the relationships in the show aren’t completely based off this sexual content, it is a necessary determining factor of the interactions between all of the characters in this terrifying show.
Personally, I would not recommend this show for children unless you’re trying to keep them away from the horrifying mansion across the street.
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